He sells fish? What? Ohhhh, he's selfish.

I need to get my ears drained. Or something. A few times in my life I have gotten my ears 'irrigated'. This medical procedure involves using warm/hot water to flush out buildup in your ear canals. I mention this because basically, I can't hear shit. And because I'm 23 and a singer, hearing loss worries me a great deal. I'm just afraid to have them irrigated again because last time I did it was at Olin Health Center and this 'medical practitioner' put a tool so far into my ear that it felt like my ear drum was getting poked. Mind you, Olin Health Center is a joke and I was stupid for letting any employee there go near my ears. Still, I can't decide which scares me more: getting this procedure done again or going deaf. To be continued, I guess.

Lately, I've been feeling like I'm going to throw up. Like, all the time. I'm about 98% positive it's because my blood sugar has consistently been low for the past two weeks. And that, ladies and gents, is because I'm too lazy to go grocery shopping again. And pack a lunch. Which brings me to my next point:

note the conversation that occurred between me the housekeeper today:

HK: Katie, you didn't buy milk.

me: I didn't know I was supposed to.

HK: I told you yesterday to buy milk; you used up the last of the milk.

me: I thought you were just stating a fact that I used up all of the milk.

HK: No. I wanted you to buy a carton of milk.

me: Obviously there was some miscommunication. 

HK: Good thing I bought some milk today.

(time passes)

me: Man, I should really clean my apartment.

HK: What?

me: I said: Man, I am really lazy.

HK: I know you are lazy.

Oy. How do I correct this laziness? Where shall I ever find the motivation required to un-lazify myself?! And more importantly, why is the housekeeper my stand-in mother in NYC? Ahaha, I love her.

I also love Google so much it's disturbing at times.

And now, a vote:

Should I use my tax return money to

(1) purchase the Macbook I'm 'saving' for

(2) save it until the new iPhone comes out

(3) save it for my California trip

(4) save it for retirement

Thanks for voting.

If you'll excuse me, I have to go lay on the floor now so I don't throw up. And as soon as this passes, I am going to make myself an egg sandwich. And then I'll throw up again.

xox.