Things my Doctor Didn’t Specifically Prescribe Me after my Knee Injury Diagnosis:
Remove underwear whenever sitting or lying in bed
Sex to replace lack of cardio
8 large meals a day
Drink more alcohol to forget about knee pain
Work less
Hide at work
Sleep at work
Spend money frivolously
Dye your hair
Take weekend vacation to Michigan
I want to heal faster. And eat a pizza. And sext. All at the same time. UNT.
