A sense of humor about things is just so necessary in this life. For example, sometimes the more I strike out, the funnier it seems to me. Thoughts like: how can this be happening? I am ri-DIC-ulous. Are you kidding me? Holy. Shit. No. No no no. and the ever-sarcastic, Well, that went well.
I generally try to take a Jason Bateman-on-Arrested-Development stance on my life. That look he gives the camera like 'seriously?' I use it all the time . . . I constantly pretend there is a documentary film crew following me around. Constantly. This post is turning into one big italic fuckfest. MY BIG FAT ITALIC WEDDING.
In other current events, a lot of people are posting this new song on Facebook. It'll probably go viral soon.
Anyway, I listened to it about 40 times in a row over the weekend. And I have formally decided the video needs a remix. And I want to direct the new video. I have the perfect vision. It obviously involves muppets. Muppets driving in cars. Muppets with diamond rings and bedazzled boom boxes. One star lady muppet with a trampy mouth. One muppet that looks like John Legend. Etc. in-depth artistic vision etc.
Whoa! On a side note, I just googled the artist of that song. And he looks like this:
Ahh! What if you woke up to that face in the morning? I might scream.
I might ask him to make me some eggs and bacon . . . bitch. I just cannot picture that singing voice coming out of that face. Maybe it's a bad picture . . .
Nope. Aahahaha. Wow. Maybe he sucks 18 ounces of helium before performing his songs?
WHY am I making fun of this poor man?! He just got dumped by his girlfriend for not being rich. According to his song, of course. My favorite line of the song, by the way, is: "I guess he’s an XBOX and I’m more Atari." That is just pure excellence if you ask me. Anyway, check it out; it's catchy. Not herpes, the song. But also herpes. It's too early for these jokes. Jesus.
By the way, I put in my notice at my full-time job. My prediction is I will be less financially stable, but more mentally stable. So, cheers to that. UNT.
