Showing posts with label swear words. Show all posts
Showing posts with label swear words. Show all posts

Monday, March 22, 2010

The boob is out of the bra. Or, the cat is out of the bag.

Since I've just realized I usually peak at 3:00 p.m., I've decided to ________________.
I'll fill in that sentence tomorrow at 2:55 p.m.
It's already 3:42 p.m. anyway.
Daddy's past her prime.

Things I'd Like to Say to My Boss [today]
1) look lady, it's just not working for me anymore
2) look lady, I'm gonna need more money to do that
3) look lady, I ate all your cinnamon toast

Never take your pulse using your thumb. It has its own heartbeat.

I don't have any more wisdom left for you today, kids.
bye.
UNT

p.s. I hate that it's taken me 4 weeks to finish the book I'm "currently reading". Hopefully, I can change that graphic soon. I mean, it's getting embarrassing. I've already renewed the book three times! Three! It's a good book too! Guess I get too distracted. Shocking. Shockpants McGee.