It certainly is an interesting day when the thought of a big glass of Merlot after work excites you so much that you actually begin to be productive at work again.
Well folks, it turns out that the stir fry was much better than I remembered it two days ago. Apparently Glad tupperware enhances the flavor of bland homemade stir fry.
Can I do jDate now or is it too soon?
WHERE THE HELL IS MY CAMCORDER? Oh that's right. I didn't order it. Is camcorder and outdated phrase or WHAT?!
Should I brew my cider tonight or tomorrow?
That is not a sexual innuendo.
I just googled the definition of 'pseudonym' and realized my whole life is a lie.
What do children learn in school?
Seriously.
Today I mistook the word innuendo for pseudonym and spelled 'their' instead of 'there' in a text message.
I apparently do not speak English.
Oh good, I'll fit right in New York.
I dooo speak olde english however!
Ohhhh doooo I evaaaaa!
That just reminded me of how much I love Rex Harrison.
Streaming my consciousness, here.
And now, a SURVEY.
please mark your answers by clicking the 'high five' link at the bottom.
Who should my next boyfriend be?
a.) an artist (not an actor)
b.) a man in finance
c.) a chef
d.) a writer
e.) a man like david letterman
f.) a hipster
g.) just kidding, no one should ever date a hipster
I have to go back to work now and fantasize about my next hunk of a boy.
UNT.
