This week I am doing the cleanse I do before weight loss. It's very basic and means no caffeine, no alcohol, no added sugar items, no bread and no pasta!
DAY 1: I feel very light-headed. I have a pain in my side. But that could be from the copious amounts of wine I indulged in last night before my "cleanse." My body just bitch-slapped my heart this morning when I told it I'm restricting this week and feeding 1,000 less calories to it than usual.
Confession: I don't think I'm going to go an entire weekend without drinking caffeine or alcohol. If I can pull this off, I should probably run for President, or at least the Pope. Or run from the Pope.
I applied to two jobs today. I used Crest White Strips for one hour. But the most exciting thing happening today is my creative writing class begins today.
I would do anything to get a new job with comparable pay. I would suck mad dick. Mad, angry, crazy dick.
That was a test. To wake you up from your afternoon siestas. GOOD MORNING!
"I eat nothing all day. Then when I feel like I'm going to pass out, I eat a cube of cheese."
I am not on that diet.
I realized if I lived in California, three things would be better in my life:
1) I'd be around much more of my reliable friends.
2) Sun.
3) La playa.
Three things would be worse in my life:
1) Commuting.
2) Meeting non-superficial boys.
3) Allergies.
When the good outweighs the bad on those lists, I am out of here. At least for 6 months.
This week, I need to find:
1) A new job
2) a friend to attend a Restaurant Week prix fixe lunch with me
3) money on the street
Sianara suckers. UNT.
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