I wonder if Tim Burton was ever distracted by PAFL's that got in his way?

I'm sorry my title is an inside joke.
No I'm not.
Yes I am.

Guys, Caloric Awareness Week took a nasty turn after Del Posto. I mean, Friday was going really well--until the salmon vuerte (?) sauce (winey-creamy) went awry. And by awry, I mean, I added way too much of everything and it turned into gravy. Then, I had to scrape it off my salmon. But I ate half of it. Then I got fat. No, actually. I probably 'got fat' after my third glass of wine. Or was it the ever-cheap irresistable glass of Hoegaarten at the bar? [sidenote: did you know it's actually pronounced who-garten? Yeah, I don't believe it either] Or was it the two blueberry stoli and sodas? Even though 'soda' has no calories, one can only guess what a shot of Blueb stol contains--probably about 120 cals. Still, even if that wasn't bad...The two tacos, rice and beans and coconut m&ms might have put me over the edge.

So, there's my confession for Friday. We all have our . . . faults? Then there was today. Innocent enough. Low cal day. Even attended my 90 minute dance class--worked up quite a sweat, trying to remember how to degaje and assemble (sp?). Had a nice bowl of air popped popcorn (110 cals) and sugar free jello. And nuts (I'm a blue-blooded woman, aren't I? Yikes, writing jokes at midnight. Is this thing on?). And.....cut to the failed 25-cal cookies I tried to make when midway I realized we had no sugar in the house. No, I didn't go knock on my neighbor's door. I hate cliches. Naturally this all led to a trip to Duane Reade. Have I mentioned I adore any dark chocolate that contains more than 70% cocoa? Have you ever seen the nutrition facts on a Lindt dark chocolate bar? ay yi yi. WHILE I did not consume the whole thing, let's just say I ate more than the recommended serving. I can't even talk about the frozen peas I may or may not have munched on for fun after that.

I guess what I'm saying is my oral fixation is ruining my life.
I should spend less time eating food with my mouth and more time . . . hm. What proactive thing could I do with my mouth these days?

AT LEAST I didn't drink anything alcoholic [tonight].
Although after 6 days of no caffeine and eating half a bar of dark chocolate, I feel like I'm trippin on qualoids. I literally just fell over a stationary box that was tucked against a distant wall. Maybe I should drink more water.

Am I a lightweight.
Question mark.

Am I rambling.
Period.

Am I crazy.
Exclamation mark.


Jordon, I blew my nose on your keyboard.
Just kidding.

The cock just crowed. It's time for yours truly to head to the sack.
My bed, that is.

I think I shall throw the rest of this devilwoman chocolate off my fire escape.
Eh, I'll probably just try to unearth it in the streetside garbage cans tomorrow morning.
JUST kidding.

This is a fantastical post. Unicorns.
Good night. UNT