Rainy Monday.

Well, it's a busy day up here in Manhattan. Got a grape eating contest slated for this afternoon on my couch. So far I am the only one competing. Unless the mailman plans to join. After that, I'm lightly considering uploading an album of summer photos to Facebook. Directly following that, I should have just enough time to brew some tea and wash my armpits before work. Ah, all in a day's work.

Being a cater waiter is really weird. I should definitely start doing some creative things in this newfound free time of my mine. And apply to some freelance writing jobs.

But first, I need to get over this sinus infectiony illness I contracted. I'm doing a really good job resting today, I think. Except for when I went out in the rain to buy a $5 pumpkin spice latte. Now I'm soaked and I've blown my budget for the week. God, I make really good decisions. On a side note, suddenly I'm compelled to draw a cartoon of a person giving a blowjob to something labeled 'budget.' Get it?

Remember when I was a kid and flicked off my neighbor and told her what it meant. And when she didn't respond, I was like, "Don't you get it? Or did you not hear me? It means eff you." And she was like, "I heard you, Katie." That was a very strange interaction. Here I think I'm imparting some amazing wisdom to this goody-two-shoes neighbor hauling a Radio Flyer wagon down her driveway, and next thing you know I'm getting totally snubbed.

I've got two hours to get ready for work and eat everything in my cupboards. Is that enough time?!!!

iTunes is ruining my life right now. Along with this runny nose.

Alas, things could be worse. I'm actually quite happy these days. Huzzah to that. UNT.